Only Fools and Horses – The Cushty VIP Package


from £166.50

Performance Times

Show times - Friday & Saturday 7:30pm, Saturday 2:30pm - with the Pre-Show element starting 2 hours earlier

Running Time

Actual show running time 2 hours and 30 minutes including an interval

Age Limit 8+

Advertised casting is subject to change due to cast holidays, illness and unforseen circumstances. The Management reserves the right to change casting at any time.


Mange Tout, Mange Tout, my esteemed and honoured guests! For the first time ever, Trotters Independent Trading Company are unveiling their latest venture The Cushty Pre-Show VIP Package exclusively at the Theatre Royal Haymarket. Come and savour a slap-up pre-show buffet with drinks included, have selfies on stage with members of the cast and take home a free souvenir brochure. All this, plus best seats to see the smash-hit musical. Lovely jubbly! The Cushty Pre-Show VIP Package is a unique pre-show treat, and perfect for generations both young and old. Don’t be a plonker, be sure to book The Cushty Pre-Show VIP Package including Best Seats to see the musical now. The Buffet starts 2 hours before curtain up, and is available for 50 minutes – please arrive at 12.30 for Matinee shows,  5.30pm for Evening shows  

Mais ouis, mais ouis, the world may have changed a lot since we first bid a jovial ‘au revoir’ to the Trotters of Peckham, but good ‘ol Del Boy, Rodney and the rest of the gang haven’t changed a bit… well, apart from the odd spontaneous bursting into song here, and the occasional dancing across the market, there.

The landmark, record-breaking and top-rated television series Only Fools and Horses, written by the late, great John Sullivan, undoubtedly holds a special place in the hearts of the British public. Now John’s son Jim Sullivan has teamed up with comedy giant Paul Whitehouse to write and produce a script and score to honour his father’s legacy; recreating the iconic series into a brand-new, home-grown British Musical spectacular. Lovely Jubbly!

Whitehouse also takes centre stage as Grandad, uniting with Tom Bennett (Del Boy) and Ryan Hutton (Rodney) in this unique showstopper.  Featuring cherished material from the TV series, the laughs, dodgy dealings and unforgettable moments to boot, join us as we take a trip back to 1989, get reacquainted with Britain’s most loveable rogues and experience the classic comedy brought to life once again through an ingenious and hilarious original score; an idea so inexplicably pukka it surely proves the old adage that he who dares wins!

With musical contributions from Chas n Dave, the beloved theme tunes as you’ve never heard them before and an array of comic songs full of character and cockney charm, you’re guaranteed to have a right knees-up!  Only Fools and Horses the Musical is a feel-good, family celebration of traditional, working class London life and the aspirations we all share.

Written by Paul Whitehouse and Jim Sullivan, fully endorsed by the Sullivan estate Sound CUSHTY?  Then book your tickets today – Only a forty-two carat PLONKER would miss it! Based on the programme ‘Only Fools And Horses’ written by John Sullivan Additional music by John Sullivan & Chas Hodges Directed by Caroline Jay Ranger


To 28th September 2019 – the Cushty VIP Package is now SOLD OUT


Friday 7.30pm
Saturday 2.30pm & 7.30pm

The Pre-Show element starts promptly at 5:30pm / 12:30pm with show time at 7:30pm / 2:30pm

Ticket Prices


To book standard tickets via the theatre – CLICK HERE


Please note that the length, location and nature of photography opportunities may vary. Cast availability for meet and greet events may vary and cast members who attend may be understudies.

The Producers cannot guarantee the appearance of any artist.

Food Allergy Disclaimer – Every attempt has been made to identify ingredients that may cause an allergic reaction for those with food allergies. However, there is always risk of contamination using products such as milk, eggs, gluten, nuts etc, we cannot guarantee a total absence of these products in any of our items. A maximum of three drinks per person – beer, Prosecco or a soft drink. No spirits.


General Information
No exchange or refund on purchased tickets.

All prices subject to availability.

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  • 'One Del of a show!'

    The Sun

  • 'Viva, Hooky Street. C'est magnifique! A treat for Trotter fans'

    Daily Mirror

  • 'This loving, lively homage is an unashamedly British night out. A jubilant lovely jubbly!'

    Evening Standard

  • 'Raise a glass of Tittinger to Del Boy and Rodney as Only Fools and Horses storms the West End!'

    Daily Mail

  • 'Call it comfort food for our troubled times, this show serves up some lovely jubbly!'