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Synopsis
Pure comic bliss....
After a triumphant run in the West End earlier this year, an all star cast returns in one of the greatest comedies ever written. Felicity Kendal, Jonathan Coy and Alexander Hanson are joined by Gavin & Stacey’s Mathew Horne, star of Eastenders and The Tower, Tamzin Outhwaite and star of The Vicar of Dibley and Four Weddings and a Funeral, James Fleet.
Michael Frayn’s celebrated play serves up a riotous double bill – a play within a play.
Hurtling along at breakneck speed, Noises Off follows the on and offstage antics of a touring theatre company as they stumble their way through the fictional farce, Nothing On. From the shambolic final rehearsals before the opening night in Weston-Super-Mare, to a disastrous matinee in Ashton-Under-Lyme seen entirely, and hilariously silently, from backstage, we share their final, brilliantly catastrophic performance in Stockton-on-Tees.
Playing now
Booking to 16th December
★★★★★
‘One of the most joyous farces ever written…
Reduced me to laughter so helpless I could barely see the stage door for crying’
WHATSONSTAGE
★★★★
‘Pure comic bliss…dazzingly brilliant…has lost none of its power to reduce well-behaved adults to hysterical wrecks’
DAILY MAIL
★★★★
‘Blissfully and brilliantly funny…guaranteed to leave an audience breathless with laughter’
EVENING STANDARD
★★★★
‘Michael Frayn’s sublimely funny farce…waves of unstoppable laughter’
THE I
★★★★
‘Glorious…as reliable as an engine of joy as there is on the British stage…one of the funniest plays in the canon’
THE TIMES
★★★★
‘Hilarious’
DAILY TELEGRAPH
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Performances
Booking to 16th December 2023
Monday to Saturday 7.30pm
Wednesday & Saturday 2.30pm
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Ticket Prices
How to Book
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Box Office In Person – Theatre Royal Haymarket, Haymarket, London SW1Y 4HT
020 7930 8800
Monday to Saturday 10am to 7.30pm
Access Tickets
Patrons requiring access into the theatre, wheelchair spaces and the Access rate please contact the box office on 020 7930 8800 during opening hours. Access tickets are priced at £25 for the person with access needs plus a carer at the same price if you have an essential carer.
This is a personal discount which means the person with access needs to purchase the tickets, and you will need to provide verification of access status on ticket collection.
Stalls seats only, subject to availability.
If you are unable to call due to hearing impairment please email us at [email protected] letting us know in your email you are unable to call.
Access tickets will be held at the box office for collection.
Captioned and Audio Described Performances
Captioned Performance – Tuesday 21st November 7.30pm
Audio Described Performance – Tuesday 7th November 7.30pm
More details on the Access Performances and how to book can be found HERE
Prices
28th September to 16th December
Tickets from £25
Premium tickets available
Both a per ticket Booking Fee and a Restoration Levy will be added to the ticket price.
Please note there are 65 steps to the Upper Circle & Gallery.
Groups
£39.50 on Best Available Monday to Thursday 10 or more tickets. Please call 020 7930 8800
School Groups
Upper Circle £20 (reduced from £44.75)
Gallery £12.50 (reduced from £28.75)
Valid for Monday to Thursday 10 or more tickets. Please call 020 7930 8800
General Information
No exchange or refund on purchased tickets. See our FAQ section for more details.
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TICKET DELIVERY – E-TICKETS only. Upon arrival to the theatre, please display tickets on your mobile or printed copy.
Please note we only accept cards in our bars, or when buying programmes, sweets or merchandise.