Starts 28th December 2024-Pre Sale now open!

Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier

Prices

Tickets from £25

Performance Times

Tuesday to Sunday 8pm, Wednesday 3pm & Monday 30th December 8pm

Running Time

2 hours and 30 minutes including an interval

Age Suitability: No restrictions for content. Under 16’s must be accompanied by an adult and no under 5’s. 

TICKET DELIVERY – E-TICKETS only. Upon arrival to the theatre, please display tickets on your mobile or printed copy.

Please note we only accept cards in our bars, or when buying  programmes, sweets or merchandise.

Synopsis

Bill Bailey....

Phil McIntyre Live Ltd presents
BILL BAILEY in
Thoughtifier

“One of our biggest-name comics, a national treasure no less,”
The Guardian

 “A unique hybrid of music, mirth and 24-carat whimsy. ★★★★★
The Evening Standard

“Freewheeling between musical genius and avuncular wizardry…

An evening sprinkled with eccentric marvels! ★★★★
The Mail on Sunday

Thoughtifier

noun

  1. an intriguing device that can amplify the thoughts of a curious mind using music, channelled through a human instrument, known as Bill Bailey
  2. (colloquial) a person resembling Bill Bailey

At a point in our evolution when it seems as if we’re sleepwalking into a world where humans might be redundant, and much of what we do can be done better and more efficiently by machines, what better time to celebrate our own flawed humanity.  And who better a guide to lead us than Bill… To take us on a jaunt through the error-strewn, distracted, crumb-festooned, sometimes magnificent history of human thought and how it might help us survive in this brave new world.  A magical, musical mystery tour of the human mind, along with some other pressing matters about whales, biophilia, unrequited love and other thoughts.  Amplified With Music.

 Welcome to Thoughtifier!

 “Amiable tinkering in the spaces between music, whimsy and sound… no one does it better.”
The Guardian

“A gently uproarious gig from one of comedy’s most twinkle-toed talents.”
The Telegraph

Performances

Booking 28th December 2024 to 19th January 2025

Tuesday to Sunday 8pm
Wednesday 3pm

Plus Monday 30th December 8pm

TICKET DELIVERY – E-TICKETS only. Upon arrival to the theatre, please display tickets on your mobile or printed copy.

Ticket Prices

How to Book

On Sale Now!

CLICK HERE TO BOOK ONLINE

We accept Visa and MasterCard

Box Office In Person – Theatre Royal Haymarket, Haymarket, London SW1Y 4HT

020 7930 8800

Monday to Saturday 10am to 7.30pm

                                                                                      

Access Seats
Patrons requiring accessible seating in the theatre due to reduced mobility, visual, hearing issues or wheelchair spaces please contact the box office on 020 7930 8800 during opening hours. Access seats in the Stalls are priced at £25 for the person with access needs plus a carer at the same rate if you need an essential carer to accompany you.

This rate, which is better than half price, is subject to availability and the person with access needs must make the booking. You will need to provide verification of access status on ticket collection, ideally this should be in the form of a Nimbus/Access card – to register for a Nimbus Card please see HERE

For ambulant presenting customers there are a limited number of free carer tickets available per show if bringing an essential carer. These are at a range of prices in all areas excluding Premium tickets and will be available for Access Card holders with the +1 Symbol on their Nimbus/Access Card.

You can collect the tickets from 45 minutes before your performance.

If you are unable to call due to hearing impairment please email us at [email protected] letting us know in your email you are unable to call.

We have wheelchair spaces in the Stalls – please call 020 7930 8800 to check on availability.

 

Captioned, Audio Described Performances
Please see our Access Performance page HERE

Prices

Tickets from £25

 

Online price includes a per ticket Booking Fee and a Restoration Levy.

Please note there are 65 steps to the Upper Circle & Gallery.

General Information
No exchange or refund on purchased tickets. See our FAQ section for more details.

Age Suitability: TBC

 

More Information

For your comfort and security, you may be subject to additional checks on your visit to London theatres – we appreciate your patience and understanding while these are taking place.

TICKET DELIVERY – E-TICKETS only. Upon arrival to the theatre, please display tickets on your mobile or printed copy.

Please note we only accept cards in our bars, or when buying  programmes, sweets or merchandise.